(This is my official call for help)

This is a secret plea to those who understand...My ego won't allow me to seek help openly, but i really do need help...all that i can get, and even more...
my life is a total mess....everything's out of control and instead of trying to sort everything out, i just want to sit around staring at people, or blogging! please help...i may have a totally unexpected crush on this guy, i have a math exam tomorrow...i have a paper due wednesday and then another paper and a project due wednesday night...and as if all of this is not enuf, i think i'm dying...if i really am, then what's the point of all this unnecessary tension? however, if i'm not, in fact, dying, then i'm in really really deep trouble...
anyone with experience please help or atleast pretend u understand what i'm going through and tell me i'll be alright....make up a cock and bull story about how u came thru, and how i can!!!! pleeeease???

aisi? anyone???