my fave pick up lines...

1. it's an angel! honest!...the horns are just there to hold the halo up!
2. everybody has the right to act like an idiot. some people abuse the privilege!
3. if u can't beat ur computer at chess, beat it at kick-boxing!
4. newton was wrong. earth sucks!
5. i'm worried. i dropped a brick on a really large spider and it didn't kill him. now, he has a weapon!
6. if u find urself in a hole, the first thing to do id stop digging...
7. i'm not completely useless, atleast i can set a bad example!
8. if bill gates had a nickel for everytime windows crashed......oh wait. he does!
9. if ur expecting the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected???
10. life is like a dogsled team. if ur not the lead dog, the scenery never changes...
11. if good things come in small paskages, then more good things can come in large packages!
12. if a law student lies to his teacher about cheating, does he automatically pass?

what do u think?