once it so happened in a flight that james bond was sitting beside a telugu guy and both were headed towards the US...
telugu guy: may i know your name please?
james bond: bond.....james bond. and u?
telugu guy: sai....venkata sai...
siva venkata sai...
laxminarayana siva venkata sai....
srinivasula laxminarayana venkata sai...
rajasekhara srinivasula laxminarayana venkata sai...
sitaramanjaneyula rajasekhara srinivasula laxminarayana venkata sai...
bulusupalli sitaramanjaneyula rajasekhara srinivasula laxminarayana venkata sai...

bomd faints!!!
since then, when anyone asks bond his name, he simply says "james bond."