anonymous quotes:

1.) "when i read about the evils of drinking, i gave up reading!"

2.) "when everything's coming your way.......
.....................your's driving the wrong way!"

3.) "when you're calm and everything around you is chaotic, then you probably haven't comprehended the seriousness of the situation!"

Ok folks, no tears!

Miracle at a Drug store

Tess went to her bedroom and pulled a glass jelly jar from its
Hiding place in the closet. She poured all the change out on the floor
And counted it carefully. Three times, even. The total had to be
Exactly perfect. No chance here for mistakes. Carefully placing the coins
Back in the jar and twisting on the cap, she slipped out the back door and
Made her way 6 blocks to Rexall's Drug Store with the big red Indian
Chief sign above the door. She waited patiently for the pharmacist to give
her
Nothing.She cleared her throat with the most disgusting sound she could
muster.No good.Finally she took a quarter from her jar and banged it on
the
glass
counter. That did it! "And what do you want?" the pharmacist asked in an
annoyed tone of voice.

"I'm talking to my brother from Chicago whom I haven't seen in
ages," he said without waiting for a reply to his question.

"Well, I want to talk to you about my brother," Tess answered back
in the same annoyed tone. "He's really, really sick... and I want to buy
A miracle."

"I beg your pardon?" said the pharmacist.

"His name is Andrew and he has something bad growing inside his
head and my Daddy says only a miracle can save him now. So how much does a
miracle cost?"

"We don't sell miracles here, little girl. I'm sorry but I can't
Help you," the pharmacist said, softening a little.

"Listen, I have the money to pay for it. If it isn't enough, I will
Get the rest. Just tell me how much it costs."

The pharmacist's brother was a well dressed man. He Stooped down
And asked the little girl, "What kind of a miracle does your brother
need?"

"I don't know," Tess replied with her eyes welling up. "I just know
he's really sick and Mommy says he needs an operation. But my Daddy
can't pay for it, so I want to use my money".

"How much do you have?" asked the man from Chicago.

"One dollar and eleven cents," Tess answered barely audibly. "And
it's all the Money I have, but I can get some more if I need to.

"Well, what a coincidence," smiled the man. "A dollar and eleven
cents-the exact price of a miracle for little brothers."

He took her money in one hand and with the other hand he grasped
Her mitten and said "Take me to where you live. I want to see your
Brother and meet your parents.Let's see if I have the kind of miracle you
need."

That well dressed man was Dr. Carlton Armstrong, a surgeon,
Specializing in neuro-surgery. The operation was completed without charge
and it
wasn't long until Andrew was home again and doing well.

Mom and Dad were happily talking about the chain of events that had
led them to this place. "That surgery," her Mom whispered. "was a real
miracle.
I wonder how much it would have cost?"Tess smiled. She knew exactly
how much a miracle cost... one dollar and eleven cents ...... plus the
faith of a little child.

A miracle is not the suspension of natural law, but the operation
of a higher law......

A girl and a boy were on a motorcycle, speeding
through the night. They loved each other a lot..
Girl: "slow down a little.. I'm scared.."
Boy: "No, it's so fun.."
Girl: "please. it's so scary.."
Boy: "Then say that you love me.."
Girl: "Fine. I love you. can you slow down now?"
Boy: "Give me a hug.."
The girl gave him a big hug.
Girl: "Now can you slow down?"
Boy: "Can you take off my helmet and put it on? It's uncomfortable and
it's bothering me while i drive."
The next day, there was a story in the newspaper. A motorcycle had crashed
into a building because its brakes were broken. There were two people on
the motorcycle, of which one died, and the other had survived...The guy
knew that the brakes were broken. He didn't want to let the girl know,
because he knew that the girl would have gotten scared. Instead, he was
told the last time that she loved him, got a hug from her, put his helmet
on her so that she can live, and die himself...

Once in a while, Right in the middle of an ordinary
life, Love gives us a fairy tale...

muzzamaqs: i wouldnt know.i'm not very creative
darshana_d30: lol ok ...if u say so
muzzamaqs: so what creative problem are you thinking of writing on?
darshana_d30: don't know yet....
darshana_d30: thinking is not my forte remember?
muzzamaqs: isn't that nice!thinking is not your forte and i am not creative and here we are talking about creative thinking

ID: i can't believe i made such a fool of myself...
EGO: don't worry about it ok? he probably thought it was cute...i think he thinks we r cute....:)
SUPER EGO: well, what's done is done...
EGO: i'm not very happy with all this disorganization u know....i wish we wud get working on the presentation....atleast go meet the professor or something! this body is too weak to take all this...
SUPER EGO: maybe we're taxing it?
ID: whatever....it doesn't mind doing whatever i want to...
SUPER EGO: yeah u always get what u want......ur the only spoilt "inner child" i know....
EGO: guys...i meant it when i said we shud get working....
ID: but dancing is so much more fun....and i think the movie'll be good.....why don't we watch it first so we can get it out of the way?
EGO: NO!
SUPER EGO: all i can say is be calm...the presentation's not everything...nor is the movie...lets' relax....
EGO: oh shut up! u can relax all day on monday ok? no get working!
SUPER EGO: tsk tsk tsk (shaking head sadly...) what is the world coming to? u shud listen to me cos i'm more mature...
EGO: uhhhhhh.....

EGO: oh my god! i told you guys didn't i? i knew this would happen...i'm sorry i'm so worked up when i've got to be balanced....but i knew this wud happen!
ID: it's no big deal...just an exam for god's sake!
SUPER EGO: what did i tell u about swearing...?
ID: oh shut up! u and ur stupid morals...
EGO: will u guys please shut up atleast now??????!!!!???

(SUPEREGO and ID exchange looks and shake their heads sadly...)

SUPER EGO: i think we'd better leave her alone...
ID: u know it's surprises me, but for once i think ur right...
EGO: what do i do with these morons! they seem to be influencing more than i realise...
let's get studying for god's sake!
SUPER EGO: i know this seems like a wrong time but what did i say about swearing....
EGO: u and ur damn morals! i'll tell u what! ##$#@@$$%$&*%$**&%%%*.....

ID: i know i've asked u this like countless times before....but....WHAT IS LOVE???
SUPER EGO: why are u asking again?
ID: just like that...(with an exagerrated shrug and a sly look)
SUPER EGO: most people think love is an emotion.....it's more than that....i tend to think that things get cooking around fall time...it's the most romantic weather in my opinion...
ID: yeah yeah...i've heard all that before....(rolling her eyes)
SUPER EGO: i know.....u've asked me the same question...why do u expect a different answer everytime?
ID: cos i expect u to mature over time....(giggling uncontrollably now...)
EGO: there u go again...( applauding sarcastically)

" i'm in love!!!!!! i tried resisting it, but i guess it's the real thing...cos it's pretty heavy if u know what i mean..."
i couldn't say a thing for a moment...magda? in love??? i am soooo happy for her. she seems pretty excited...but she's lost so much weight...i imagine it can be pretty stressful...her job as well as managing a relationship...
bottomline: i hope it works out if it's supposed to...:)

SUPER EGO: He was just trying to say that you should loosen up and stop being so serious and mature about everything...
ID: no! he said i was too old! he was trying to say i look ugly and old! and as if that weren't enough, my singing sounded like crying to him!
SUPER EGO: well...no...he was just teasing...
ID: no he wasn't! how come no one else told me that?
EGO: guys...
ID: oh shut up! why do u keep coming in between us....stop interrupting!
EGO: but i'm the mediator....
ID: (rolling eyes)....there she goes again....
EGO:....and u guys simply have to listen to me!
SUPER EGO: u know what? she's right...
EGO: thank you...( with an exaggerated bow)....it doesn't matter what he said or what he was trying to say....all that matters is what u think...
ID: and i think he's an a*hole! thats' what i think! how dare he....
EGO: now now....let's not get ourselves all worked up about this shall we?
SUPER EGO: yes yes.(nodding sagely...)...i completely agree...
EGO: and then...u will be a much happier you...
ID: (hands folded together) yeah yeah whatever!

PERSON: i'm confused...i can't decide if i should be insulted by what he said or if i should take it as constructive criticism...

i'll be posting a paper of mine real soon...i had written it late tuesday night, cos it was due on wednesday in class....:)
and u know how it is while ur trying to write a paper...u don't know what to write in the beginning and halfway through, you just can't stop urself to fit the word limit! lol...the same thing happened to me and i had to delete a major chunk of my paper cos it was supposed to be a "one-pager"...
and now...sometime today or maybe tomorrow, i'll be posting it on my blog so it doesn't seem like a total waste! ;)
have fun.
ps. it's a proposal paper...so it describes a problem and gives u a solution....:)

thanx aisi :)
didn't know u still checked it....
i try u know...but ur still the best!

Super ego: why is it so difficult to please you? now that you're comparatively happier, you want sadness?
i can't believe you sometimes!

Id: why is it so difficult to believe that? i'm just the child- always whining...ur the mature one remember?

Super ego: if ur trying to aggravate me, it wont work...unfortunately i am the mature one...

Id: well then deal with me! how else to u expect me to behave? let's be "depressed" for a while...what say u? i've been dying to find out how it feels to be bipolar...

meanwhile, outside the head...:

PERSON: did u hear that?
PERSON 2: did i hear what?
PERSON: OH MY GOD! i think i'm hearing voices in my head!!!

suicide?
even thinking about it is cowardly...and to think i could have stopped it.....i hope she doesn't have a miserable "rest of her life...."
and i hope she gets the right kinda attention atleast now....
i should have paid more attention....i wish i had more time to spend with her....:(

and good morning to u too!
i went and upset him now...:(...things will eventually work out right? and everything does happen for a reason right? i still believe in all that crap! :)
first official day of work at this place...let's hope it goes well huh? let's hope they don'tget bugged with me as fast as people normally tend to....hahaha

my weekly schedule...

school = 14 hours
work = 20 hours
thinking = 40 hours
sleeping = 56 hours
eating = 38 hours

does something seem a lil odd to u too?

i got the highest in the english quiz! but it was only 9.5 on 10....:(
anyways, i haven't studied for accounting yet, but i'm taking the exam in the afternoon cos then i can leave earlier than usual and maybe get to work on time...
:)
we have the first meeting of the play crew...hope it goes well enuf...;)