The World is damned!

All we need is one big Tsunami to come and take us all away ... to a place they promise is more peaceful :)
I must admit, I kinda look forward to going there ... a place where there is no pain, they say .... no gain (but there's not much of that on good ol' Earth either :-?) ... a place where there will be no gloom, no rain, no cold, no hunger ...
Will I miss this, I wonder. I might ... will I appreciate what I have if I don't know what I could have had instead? Take the instance of poor Schiavo ... will we ever get to listen to her version of her life? Will anyone ever find out who is telling the truth? Why would you keep someone like her alive, and show her on TV???
Well here is my wish "in writing" ... If i am ever in her position, just kill me. I don't want any insults, and like I said earlier, I might actually like where I'm headed ... :) ...

Service!

When I was a child, I thought I had a hang on the word "service", but then I grew up learning about the Internal Revenue Service and the Immigration and Naturalization Services, etc., which confused me, regarding the meaning of the word. Then one day, I heard two farmers discussing their cows. One said to the other, "I'm getting a bull-service for my cows next week." That's when the REAL meaning of the word hit me! I now fully understand what Service Organizations actually do to us!
=))

a WARNING to all fellow victims and prospective victims!

why are men such pigs!!! they say stuff and don't even realise it's mean until we act annoyed...and then they "wonder"...why we are "annoyed"
what idiots! u think one might be different, but i'm telling you, they're all the same. not one of them is that different from the others! i wish there was another way to reproduce, so we can just help the poor Earth by ridding it of all the men! 8-...in fact with the population crisis in view, i'm sure we can afford to do that without worrying about reproducing....we can keep all the babies and boys until they grow and then throw them off of the planet too! [-(
all my single friends out there, you may think i'm only saying this...but u have no clue how happy you shud actually be...so enjoy the feeling while u can, cos along will come a "man" who will sweep you off ur feet, blind u with "love"....and then WHAM! u discover he's not all that different!